I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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