Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You need Xanax blowdarts
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Randomize
