I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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