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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Hippo gnu deer
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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