So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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