I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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