i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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