i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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