I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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