he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
