in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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