Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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