I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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