her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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