if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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