Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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