I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Success! We fucked roommates!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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