I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
No subtext here. People are naked.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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