I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
be right there i have to get my cape
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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