Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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