I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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