do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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