Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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