woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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