I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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