how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have post one night stand depression
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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