Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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