His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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