I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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