My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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