i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Small penises have feelings too.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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