The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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