you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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