Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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