you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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