he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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