What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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