I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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