so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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