So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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