nutella sex= disaster
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
