just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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