ugly people sure do ruin things
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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