no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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