It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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