I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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