I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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