You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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