So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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