id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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