i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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