Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am available for nakedness
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
