i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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