The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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