U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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