ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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