If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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